that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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