We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
