As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
barbara walters just said penis...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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