At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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