I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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