He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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