I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
She's the barista slut.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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