My brain says no but my pants say off.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I currently don't understand fingers.
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