Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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