please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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