I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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