A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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