ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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