Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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