Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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