come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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