Just fell off a train. Bad.
I will die if light touches me.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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