We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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