So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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