another moral hangover. fuck.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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