You're so nebulous sometimes
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You almost got us killed.
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