you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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