he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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