Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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