Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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