Where are you?
In a non slutty way
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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