Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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