Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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