oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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