But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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