oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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