how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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