Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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