We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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