My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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