drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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