I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
did i walk over a car last night?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
wow bdsm is so cute
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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