Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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