it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
