so explain again why im purple
no
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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