I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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