Sponge bath it is.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
