The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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