I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
