so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
