Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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