I hate your face
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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