roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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