Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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