Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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